Ever since China Eternal Life Group Company got listed 1

The first place in the front page of Wall Street Journal of U.S.A. on March 12, 2022:

A Nobelist Has Risen From the Dead: an Unprecedented Story and a Start of a New Era!
China Eternal Life Group Company has surpassed the early starters,and its share price is soaring up,setting a new world record!
Great good news from China Eternal Life Group Company: The said group has successfully revived a human body from refrigeration, and the Nobelist, Professor WWW has become the first person revived after death since mankind came into being!
As early as 2009,China Eternal Life Group Company began to search for and offer a fat salary to hire top experts in body preservation all over the world, and started the Eternal Life Revival Project. The gross project investment was 888.8 billion U.S. dollars. After unremitting efforts of 13 years,they have succeeded at last, and people all over the world are overjoyed.
China Eternal Life Group Company’s share price of NASDAQ in the stock market of Wall Street has risen by 10000 times! Beginning from last night,the whole city of New York is turning out to vie with each other for buying the shares of “China Eternal Life”. The total number of people subscribing for the shares has reached 20 million in the city. In a place for handing out the application form, people are queuing up for 10 km, and worldwide, there are 2.5 billion people waiting for subscription on the Internet. This morning,in less than 10 minutes, the stock price of the said group company rose by 300 times,and it had to stop the operation.
Ever since China Eternal Life Group Company got listed,it has been very popular among the stock investors, especially after the release of this news on human revival, its stock index has been rising again and again, jumping to the most eye-catching position in NASDAQ market. According to some person concerned, China Eternal Life Group Company will buy out Microsoft, Intel, GE…

Another headline in the first place of the front page of New York Times of the same day:

“Faced with the Great Success of ‘China Eternal Life’, What Reflective Thinking Should We Have?”

The title of the report by US’ CNN is:

“Who Will Award China? Who Will Award China Eternal Life Group Company?”

This day,almost all mass media of the world have reported this great event of China Eternal Life Group Company.
Americans are elated by the news but are also doing self-criticism with the tail between the legs at the same time:As early as the 1960’s,U.S. took the lead in setting up human body freezing companies. Such corporations used the freezing method to preserve some patients that could not be cured at that time, in anticipation of effective cures to be worked out by future science so as to raise those people from the dead. Later, many scientists and computer workers in the Silicon Valley of USA began to take a greater and greater interest in human body freezing, and while still alive, they started to raise money to join the rank of people for body refrigeration. Along this line of development, those who made complete breakthroughs in human body freezing and reviving for eternal life should undoubtedly be Americans!–Just like the information industry,America is far ahead in the world. However, since 2002 when a Chinese girl wrote a book, The Second Declaration,the Chinese government, Chinese entrepreneurs, Chinese scientists and almost all the Chinese have been awakened, and tried their best to catch up, spending a huge amount of manpower, financial resources and material resources in the research on human body freezing technology. No wonder Napoleon said: “China is a sleeping lion. Don’t awaken it!” Once the sleeping lion is awakened, it will bring about earthshaking achievements for the world!
Many US scholars begin to study Chinese culture in order to find out why China has come ahead this time. According to investigation, ancient poets of China were very keen on feeling the sorriness of the short human life from the eternity of the universe. Su Shi’s “Mourning for my transient life, and admiring the ever-running Yangtze River”, Qu Yuan’s “Only the universe is boundless, but our life is too short”, and Chen Zi’ang’s “Facing the eternal universe, I cannot help shedding tears”… All of them expressed the wish for living forever. Chinese ancients always thought:The bright moon is shining forever, the red sun is sweltering forever,and the Yangtze River and Yellow River are running day and night without stop. If humans can be so, how wonderful it will be! Now,China Eternal Life Group Company has finally got the power to realize their forefathers’ wish, enabling mankind to live forever just like the bright moon, the red sun or the Yangtze River and the Yellow River!
Originally,right after the establishment of China Eternal Life Group Company, it started an Internet-based discussion on the topic “What Reward Should We Give to Nobelists?”, with the participation by all people in the world. The discussion centered around “Should we award them with money, or life?” Thereafter,Eternal Life Group filed an application to the Nobel Prize appraisal organization:They were ready to offer a prize more valuable than the Nobel Prize money to the Nobelists, that is, “Life Award”,namely, providing the full range service of body freezing and future riving free of charge. It aroused a great reverberation then, most people praised China Eternal Life Group Company for its great undertaking with boundless benefit to mankind, but there were also some people doubting whether the body could be revived after freezing-preservation.
Now,the great success in the revival of the Nobelist has scattered all doubts about it! The “Revival Academy” set up by China Eternal Life Group Company has a research scale even severalfold greater than that of US Space Headquarters, and 500 top scientists of the world have been working here in cooperation for 13 year. Finally,they have worked out a “Super-intelligent Nanometer Reviving Robot”, which is as small as one billionth of a needlepoint, can go in and out of all the capillary vessels and all the brain cells of the frozen body! The Nobelist got his new life in this way: When his corpse was in the frozen state, the “Nanometer Reviving Robot” began to do all kinds of repairing work for the cells in his body; after the repairing work was finished, the corpse was unfrozen, and a new fresh blood and a newly invented therapeutic agent were injected into him. Thus,the revival became a success!
China Eternal Life Group Company’s brilliant achievement has become the hottest topic in every nook and corner of the world. You see, Alon is chatting again with his colleagues.
“Alon,you are so great! Congratulations! In buying Eternal Life’s stock, you have profited by ten thousand times. You should stand treat now.”
“No problem! I have already ordered an undersea life villa from China Eternal Life Group Company. Next month I will move in, then, I will hold a party in the villa, and invite Ajian, Acheng and all my good friends, of course, including you.”
Alon opened his microcomputer on his left wrist,murmuring triumphantly to himself: “Really surprising: I rushed to buy some shares of China Eternal Life Group Company last month, the price should have jumped by ten thousand times by this month. I have become a billionaire, too! Tomorrow,I must go there as early as possible to queue. God bless me, oh, I should say the CEO of Eternal Life Group bless me that I can buy some more shares of theirs.”
Just on the day when Eternal Life Group realized human body revival, there are thousands upon thousands stories similar to Alon’s.

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